Who ever said sports are all about excellence and precision? Here, Julien Hervieux presents his podium of absurd sports stories! Did you know that Roland Garros never touched a tennis ball in his life? Or that a sports journalist with repressed fencing ambitions made it his mission to challenge as many Olympians as possible to a duel? Or that one of the first Olympic champions, Milon of Crotone, was in fact the dumbest of them all? After the Olympic Games, Fluide Glacial is ready to play hard!