This ornithologist knows everything about birds… or so he thinks. There's one bird he's studied, but never gotten close to really observe: a duck.

This ornithologist knows everything there is to know about birds… or so he thinks! There's one bird he's studied, but never gotten close enough to really observe: a duck. He decides to make his own decoy to lure ducks in, but he has a hard time making it quack right.
Our ornithologist's decoy attracts a frog, a crow, a crocodile, and even a man named Colin -- but no ducks! Annoyed, tired, and coming down with a cold, our hero takes to bed. But just before he closes his eyes, he blows his nose noisilyg: QUACK!
Every page of this off-the-wall tale contains a surprise sure to delight readers young and old alike!