Hear ye, hear ye, Kevin is a princess! Let it be known!

Kevin is a princess. Laugh if you want! Kevin doesn't care. He's a princess, and that's all there is to it. His sister has lent him a dress, high heels, some jewelry. He's borrowed his mom's make-up, and now Kevin is a princess. Where's the harm in dressing up? When you play dress-up, you're not supposed to be recognizable. Otherwise, what's the point? And besides, who ever said only girls could dress up as princesses?